In the wake of yet another tragic event, citizens of the only country where this kind of thing routinely occurs once again offered their thoughts and prayers, while simultaneously acknowledging that there is absolutely no way to prevent such tragedies from happening.

"It's a real shame, but there's just nothing we can do," said one local resident, echoing the sentiments of millions. "We just have to accept that this is the way things are."

Despite the frequency of these incidents, the nation remains steadfast in its belief that any attempt to address the root causes would be futile and unnecessary. "It's just one of those things," another citizen remarked. "We have to move on and hope it doesn't happen again, even though it probably will."

As the nation mourns, the cycle of inaction and resignation continues, ensuring that this headline will be relevant for the foreseeable future.