President Elect Donald J. Trump makes phone call to Vladimir Putin The conversation was very brief.
Putin congratulated Drumpf on his stolen election by not counting all the mail in votes , gerrymandering districts and voter intimidation with his own false claims of election fraud.
After Drump thanked Putin for the use of the social media bots used sway mid-westerners into not thinking for themselves. Putin then made Mr. Drumpf an offer he could not refuse and he agreed to trade Ukraine, Alaska, North Dakota for a 20% percent off coupon, valid only at Russian Mcdonalds.
Alaska
Millions of Americans were disenfranchised by not having their mail in ballots counted, and because swat teams were present at every polling station in America, most Americans were afraid to vote in person, thus handing a victory to Drumpf.
Although only North Dakota and Alaska were part of the deal, because Drumpf didn't really know where North Dakota was on the map, he traded several states by accident as well.
Trump assumed no one would miss them the since we have so many Dakotas Already.
The Conversation ended with Elon saying how much enjoyed selling sats to Ukraine while also giving the Russian Army stats on Ukrainian Troops and also selling them to Russia as well.
