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ZF42 Morning Briefing: Your Daily Dose of Reality and Absurdity
Welcome to your mandatory dose of current events with a healthy side of satire. Enjoy!
Scientists Discover Time Travel Is Possible… But Only to the Future
A New York team of physicists claims to have developed a device that can send objects forward in time, but only by a few minutes. However, the catch is that these few minutes are always in the future, not the past.
New Report: 75% of All US Governors Have a Secret Underground Lair
A Washington D.C. government audit has revealed that a majority of state governors maintain undisclosed underground facilities. These lairs are rumored to be used for secret meetings, hosting alien meetings, or just storing all the candy they can find.
FDA Approves First Over-the-Counter Brain-Boosting Drug
T Boston he FDA has just approved a new drug that promises to boost your brainpower. However, the catch is that it also comes with side effects such as increased aggression, spontaneous dance moves, and a compulsion to sing opera.
Netflix Announces New Original Series: ‘The Great Muppet Caper’
N Los Angeles etflix has unveiled its latest project, a series set in the 19th century featuring classic Muppets, complete with period costumes and a plot involving treasure hunts and high society scandals. The series is expected to be a hit among adults and children alike, as long as you don't mind seeing Kermit in a suit.
Tesla’s New Model: The Solar-Powered Tesla Ice Cream Truck
T Silicon Valley esla is branching out into a new market with the launch of their new Model S, but this isn't your regular car. It's a fully solar-powered ice cream truck, making it the perfect vehicle for your next sunny day out, assuming you like your ice cream pre-freezed.
